Lately I’ve been taking advantage of mail order freebies. I’ve received an adorable tiny box of kleenex, makeup and other cosmetics, cooking stuff and lots of coupons. However, after today I may never request another free sample…
I received a note in my mailbox telling me I had a parcel in the main office. Normally when a package is received, the post office puts a little key to a locker in your mailbox and you can retrieve the package yourself. They’re kind of small, so I figured if they took it to the front office, it must be too big for the locker, right?! Since I was out of town for a week, I called the office (twice) to make sure they knew I would get it when I returned. Finally, (after another week passed) I went to retrieve my mystery delivery today.
The office manager went to the back room and I saw a huge FedEx box on the counter. What could it be?? I wasn’t expecting anything, so I was really confused who could be sending me such a large box without me knowing about it. She returned with a tiny envelope-box. It was white with pink swirls on it. I noticed the sender was “Proctor & Gamble”.
No.No.No.No.No.
It all came together in a rush.
Proctor & Gamble. Pink frilly box. Free samples.
beinggirl.com
No.No.No.No.No.
I started to sweat and quickly searched the box in her hand for any sign of the word “tampon”.
I silently cursed myself and remembered the day I had requested the dumb things.
“Free tampons? Sure, why not?! Those are the kind I use anyway…sign me up!”
Let me tell you now, this is exactly “why not”.
After 5 minutes of searching for my name in the pick-up log (and mentioning just how long the box had been there), she finally gave me the pen to sign for it. I grabbed the box and ran out of the office. Safely in my car, I inspected the box. It was discreet, in the most obvious way. Ugh.
I know she had her theories as to what was in the box. But I’m guessing she couldn’t figure out just why I was having tampons delivered.
Maybe she figures I special order my tampons…
“They can’t have my brand…I have a special vajayjay!”
Ah geez.
At least I got some coupons.
And an adorable mini deodorant. :-p
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH that’s the funniest thing i have ever read
At least Steve didn’t go to the office to pick up the box for you 😉
Too funny!